sung to the tune of the holiday classic
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
12 Drunken Strippers
11 Mohawks Moshing
10 Midgets Puking
9 Bacon Bloodys
8 Jackpots Cashing
7 Cymbals Crashing
6 Toilets Smashing
5 Side … Show … Freaks
4 Kick Ass Bands
3 Chick Fights
2 Shots Of Ass Juice
And for once, just SHUT UP AND DRINK