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  SOME TWISTED FICTION FROM MY 2012 NOVEL-IN-STORIES VEGAS KNOCKOUT WAFFLES AT TIFFANY’S Brutal November rain punished the city.  A surprise purification that provoked power outages, [...]

  sung to the tune of the holiday classic The Twelve Days Of Christmas On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 12 Drunken Strippers 11 Mohawks Moshing 10 Midgets Puking 9 Bacon [...]