WAFFLES AT TIFFANY’S

  SOME TWISTED FICTION FROM MY 2012 NOVEL-IN-STORIES VEGAS KNOCKOUT WAFFLES AT TIFFANY’S Brutal November rain punished the city.  A surprise purification that provoked power outages, crippled traffic and drowned small animals.  Gutters flushed east to west and west to east, wreaking havoc at the valley’s lowest point, the Las Vegas Strip.  But if the […]

12 DAYS OF DOUBLE DOWN SALOON CHRISTMAS

  sung to the tune of the holiday classic The Twelve Days Of Christmas On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 12 Drunken Strippers 11 Mohawks Moshing 10 Midgets Puking 9 Bacon Bloodys 8 Jackpots Cashing 7 Cymbals Crashing 6 Toilets Smashing 5 Side … Show … Freaks 4 Kick […]