sung to the tune of the holiday classic
The Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

12 Drunken Strippers

11 Mohawks Moshing

10 Midgets Puking

9 Bacon Bloodys

8 Jackpots Cashing

7 Cymbals Crashing

6 Toilets Smashing

5 Side … Show … Freaks

4 Kick Ass Bands

3 Chick Fights

2 Shots Of Ass Juice

And for once, just SHUT UP AND DRINK

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